Chapter 1

This is a tale about how two kids use reason, determination and doing the right thing to pull a 28th century global society out of a series of massive physical and psychological catastrophes into a Golden Age of scientific exploration and cultural diversity. I have no skills as a storyteller but had fun writing this. If you are a professional writer don’t read this. You will be disappointed. Years ago I attempted to create a page turner to help gifted students analyse math puzzles, and here it is, expanded somewhat. Every chapter includes an ongoing synopsis so if you get bored you can jump in again later to see if things have improved. There are alien diplomats, a secret society of time travellers, and a real politically radical math genius who was born in 1811. There are hints about THE CHANGE, which completely changed human society, but we aren’t told what it is until the end and then everything makes sense. I have taken out much of the math analysis and updated things, but retained the ingenious way the kids solve the difficult Final Puzzle.

THE STORY SO FAR

Here is a link to the INTRODUCTIONhttps://thekiddca.wordpress.com/2023/09/08/the-finegan-narrative-introduction/ but here is a summary if you prefer –

INTRODUCTION SUMMARY – The story opens with the death of Screech. This is an account written by Sara Finegan aka Screech detailing how she and her brother Michael (and cat Fafnir) were kidnapped by Sebastian Niemand from Toronto 2000 to Egypt 2694 so they could save the world from something called The Change. As one works through the story the reader is urged to solve the puzzles presented to the protagonists, figure out how the world is going to be saved and figure out what The Change is. The story opens with an inserted note by Sebastian about how Screech dies at their first meeting but he time jumps and prevents her demise.

1:04 P.M. Toniday, Khepritor 34, 2694 CE

I picked myself up, notebook still in hand, wiped sand from my jeans, and Fafnir jumped out of my arms onto the sand and complained. The heat was oppressive. Towering above me was an immense golden four-sided pyramid. Two other giant pyramids stood nearby. Apparently we were in Egypt. The pyramids were made out of giant blocks but the pyramids were so huge that as the blocks receded into the distance upward the sides of the pyramid looked smooth closer to the top. The air was smotheringly hot though, and full of unfamiliar odours. The whole world looked heavy as if the black sand was trying to suck the colour out of everything. I don’t scare easily but this scared me. Fafnir on the other hand was calmly checking things out. Then things got scarier when the cube began to shimmer and disappear. We had just lost our means of getting home.


EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS
By Ricardo Liberato – All Gizah Pyramids, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=2258048

Then I noticed an elderly gentleman of medium height, with a thick grey moustache, standing about ten metres away [See ‘Making Sense of the Madman’ by Pellmanary Vieta, University of Mars Press, 228 ET, 2922 CE – Ed]. He had a mad look in his eyes and was grinning maniacally at us as if he had been waiting for us. His white hair was thin, he wore a well-tailored grey suit, and brown tennis shoes. A long, yellow scarf was draped round his neck and he held a finely-carved stout wooden staff in his hands. Exactly what one would expect in the middle of a desert. I strode over to have a little talk.

“Who are you, when you’re at home, and why did you bring us here?” I said loudly.

“Yes, I am responsible. Welcome to the Pyramids,” he said gently.

“You didn’t answer my question,” I said impatiently.

He looked patronizingly at me and said, “My name is Sebastian.

“That’s a stupid name,” I said, because I was angry and I circled him as I spoke. That puts people off.

Without following me, and not looking put off, he said, “I’m looking for people who can think.”

“I think this is nonsense,” I said, “and why Egypt?”

“Egypt has a long tradition of problem solving. I have fond memories of my conversations with Euclid and Hypatia in a library not far from here.” [Euclid was a famous geometer who collected all the mathematical knowledge of his time in a set of books called ‘The Elements’. Hypatia was a philosopher, astronomer and mathematician of great renown. She, like Euclid, studied at the Library of Alexandria in Egypt. He died in 270 BCE (-2964 ET), and she died in 415 CE (-2279 ET) – Ed.].


THE LIBRARY AT ALEXANDRIA
By O. Von Corven – Tolzmann, Don Heinrich; Alfred Hessel and Reuben Peiss. The Memory of Mankind. New Castle, DE: Oak Knoll Press, 2001, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=2307486

He started to walk slowly away across the sand, with me beside him talking away while Michael stumbled along behind, carrying Fafnir. That was when he started calling me Screech. He said he’d been observing us for some time and he noticed that whenever I was cornered I didn’t surrender but I attacked, and screeched like a cat.

In the distance I could see a river, presumably The Nile, but the water was glowing bright red. I asked him why the sand was black and the Nile was red but he didn’t answer. There were no other people in sight, and everything was so silent. No planes in the sky, no buzz of far-off traffic, no animal sounds. I could hear, barely audible in the distance, someone playing a piano but that was it. Michael, who can play the piano, said it sounded like Bach and Sebastian identified it as Bach’s Fugue No. 3 from The Well-Tempered Clavier. Just ahead was the Sphinx, completely ignoring us. When I asked Sebastian who gave him the right to spy on us and kidnap us he said Time Central, but before I could find out more Michael began to panic.


THE SPHINX, GIZA, EGYPT
By Taken by the uploader, w:es:Usuario:Barcex – Taken by the uploader, w:es:Usuario:Barcex, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=4483211

“It’s too hot here! I haven’t had supper yet! I have an assignment to finish for school due tomorrow! Mother will wonder where we are! Take us home!”

I told him, in a calm voice, that I would find a way to take us home. Big sisters are supposed to look after their little brothers. That’s when we heard the scream. The hostile silence reverberated with the ghastly sound immediately followed by a terrible muffled crashing sound. It came from somewhere more or less in front of us and I started to move forward. But Sebastian just stood there.

I turned around and said angrily to him, “Well, aren’t you going to find out who screamed?”

He said, “It’s probably just another suicide. We wouldn’t be able to get there quickly enough to help anyway.”

“You don’t know that. Don’t be stupid! You must be mad. We might be able to help. Let’s go,” I said.

“Waste of time. I’m sorry, but here suicides are common, and when people commit suicide here they make sure they get the job done fast and effectively. The person who screamed is undoubtedly beyond our help now.”

Everything was silent, the location of the scream wasn’t clear, there wasn’t a concerned citizen in sight. So, when Sebastian headed back toward the pyramids I followed him.

“I don’t like anything about this place. Take us home,” I said, trying to sound dangerous,

“You’re right. This is not a very nice place. Things have changed a lot in the last seven hundred years. Your physiological systems are very vulnerable now, for instance. If I hadn’t taken precautions you would already be rapidly dying. We have cytobacteria unknown in your day, from the Chem War. They produce lethal cytotoxins which bring about what we call cytodeath. On your trip here the temp cube circulated carefully engineered air that contained an immunity agent that protects you. However, the agent wears off in precisely twelve hours.”

“What happens then?” Michael asked quickly.

“Oh, our wonderfully efficient cytobacteria will quickly make their way into your circulatory system, and then into your internal organs. After a few days you’ll experience intermittent stabbing pains throughout your upper body which will soon become regular making sleep impossible. You will experience great tiredness and painful headaches, then blood will start oozing from your eyes and ears and you won’t be able to handle solid food. When the bleeding stops you know the end is near. The end comes when the bacteria reach your brain’s pain control centre, there will be an explosion of pain following by unconsciousness and then, within a few minutes, death, which you will welcome.

We have a brilliant man, Felix Medix, working on a long term immunity agent but he hasn’t come up with anything yet. Several time travellers perished before we knew what was happening and we were able to develop short term protection. I advise you to note the time when you stepped out of the cube. It was 1:12 P.M. Egyptian time, Toniday afternoon on the thirty-fourth day of the month of Khepritor, 2694 CE. If you are not inside one of our temp cubes, or immunization chambers, twelve hours from then you will begin to die and no one will be able to save you,” and Sebastian smiled at us.

“Why are you doing this to us?” I said to Sebastian.

“I need your help.”

Michael said, “But I don’t want to die and I hate this heat. Take me home!”

“You won’t be leaving until you’ve solved my puzzles,” he said with annoyance.

“Give us the stupid puzzles, I love puzzles, I’ll solve them then we can go home,” I said calmly.

“I’m glad you’re confident. I also hope you’re smart. You’ll need to be to survive.”

“Well, I’m not Michael,” I said and Michael looked at me angrily but when he saw my grin he grinned as well and calmed down. Mission accomplished.

Then I said, “I don’t know why you think solving puzzles will save the world anyway.”

“I’d love to tell you, but I’ve already tried that, and it doesn’t work. This isn’t the first time we’ve met, you know. We’ve talked four times already but whenever I give you the facts ahead of time it never works out. So this time I’m going to leave you in the dark for awhile.

You see, after I made my first trip back to speak to speak to you I messed things up, so I returned a second time, a few minutes before my first trip. Then I made two more trips back before I got things right, and just sent the cube back and depended on your curiosity. As long as the trips were short and I interacted minimally with the past, we were safe. Nonetheless, it’s still a dangerous thing to do, and afterwards the time stream had to be monitored carefully to make sure that things reverted back to where they would have gone if I hadn’t made the trips. Our scientists tell us that calamities are highly improbable, despite what that fool Bradbury says [An obscure science fiction writer named Ray Bardbury (1920 to 2012 CE) (-2774 to -2782 ET) published a story in 1952 called ‘A Sound of Thunder’ which describes how time travellers return to prehistoric times to hunt a tyrannosaurus rex and when one of them steps on a butterfly it has a huge impact on future events – Ed.]. But time travel still has to be done with great care and Time Central is kept busy keeping an eye on things.”

I said, “Well, you never did get it right, old man. It wasn’t curiosity that brought us here, it was Fafnir. He ran into the cube and I attempted to rescue him. If you think I’d be stupid enough to climb into a cube that just suddenly appeared in my backyard just out of curiosity, without knowing anything about the cube, like something silly out of a Dr. Who episode, then you don’t have a very high opinion of me. Curiosity without reason can be dangerous.” [Dr. Who was the time travelling protagonist of a popular British science fiction video series that started in 1963 (-731 ET). It continued off and on for about two hundred years in various forms – Ed.].

Sebastian said, “You have my apology. I have under-estimated you. This is even better.”


JONAS SALK, 1959
By SAS Scandinavian Airlines – Commons: file, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53755620

Then he bowed solemnly to me. At that point we came to a small, ancient three-sided one-room hut so Sebastian led us inside to get out of the blazing sun. I had a dozen questions but all that Sebastian said was, “I’ll answer your questions after you’ve solved all of my puzzles. Puzzle solving skills are valuable. A person can wait for help, try magic words, pray to idols for help, or simply come up with their own solution. This requires thinking and determination but it gets the job done. Problem solvers have had an enormous impact on the world, like Salk and Nightingale. Think of the problems that faced Cassandra Masterson.” [In 2461 CE (-233 ET) Dr. Masterson accomplished the first human brain transplant. The sad, grotesque story of what happened to the recipient is also well-known – Ed].

“Forget the speeches. Bring on the puzzles,” I said.

“All right, we’ll start with the mugs,” said Sebastian, and he drew rough sketches of nine mugs in the sand like this:

“Here are nine mugs, five full of camel milk and four empty. You must form a straight line of five full mugs in a row. You can do it by moving four mugs, by exchanging mugs 2 and 7, then exchanging mugs 4 and 9. Your challenge is to make a row of five by moving just three mugs. There’s a way of doing it by moving just two mugs as well, but that’s harder, so you don’t have to solve that one.”

I took mugs 3, 5 and 7 and lined them up between mugs 1 and 9. Problem solved. Then, being curious, I tried to solve the second puzzle, the one we didn’t have to solve. Since Sebastian said it was harder, I figured that there was some sort of trick to it, something perhaps that we were taking for granted which we shouldn’t. It used up some precious minutes but I solved it. It was natural to assume that we had to move mugs around but then it occurred to me that we could also move camel milk around as well. So the answer is to pour mug 7 into mug 2, and pour mug 9 into mug 4.

“Impressive,” said Sebastian, “promising. Let’s try another one before I give you the big one that counts. There were three sisters named Ai (short for Amy), Bea (Beatrice) and Cee (Celia). They inherited the entire estate of their dear departed Aunt Dee (Deirdre). Ai was to get one half of the estate, Bea was to get one third, and Cee one eighth. The only problem is that the estate consisted of twenty-three living breathing elephants. That’s all. Nothing else. How was Ai going to claim half of twenty-three elephants without cutting one elephant in half? Bea and Cee had the same problem. Here’s a hint. Ai, Bea and Cee had a neighbour named Effie (Euphemia) who owned one pet elephant and who had expressed an interest in helping out. How did Ai, Bea and Cee solve their problem?”

After a certain amount of thought it occurred to me that the problem was that twenty-three was an odd number. What if Ai, Bea and Cee bought Effie’s elephant from her? Twenty-four is much easier to work with. I did the calculations anyway and it turns out that Ai would get twelve elephants (one half), Bea would get eight (one third) and Cee would get three (one eighth). It was Michael who noticed that twelve plus eight plus three only adds up to twenty-three.

“So, instead of buying Effie’s elephant,” said Michael with a smile, “just borrow it, distribute the estate as calculated, then take the remaining twenty-fourth elephant and give it back to Effie! Problem solved.”

“Excellent! Your solution is correct, Michael,” said Sebastian.

I thought for a moment then said, “No it isn’t. Ai was to get half of twenty-three elephants, not half of twenty-four. The solution is that there is no solution without butchering elephants. The people who approved of Dee’s will are the ones who made a mistake. Since one half plus one third plus one eighth only adds up to twenty-three twenty-fourths, the statement that the sisters were to inherit the entire estate was wrong. So there. When you lose something in the backyard don’t look for it in the front yard because the light is better.” [Screech is correct here. Fractions with numerators of one are called Egyptian fractions and there are other sets similar to the set used here, for example one half, one third, one twelfth and one sixteenth of a set of 47, or one half, one quarter, one seventh, one fourteenth and one fifty-sixth of a set of 55 – Ed.]

Sebastian thought for a moment. He seemed a little peeved that I had ruined his puzzle but after a moment he smiled and said my solution was better than his. Then he said, “It seems that I have selected the right people for the job. Well done, Screech.”

I asked him what job he was talking about but we were interrupted by a very loud noise above our heads. I looked up in time to see a large silver V-shaped jet or rocket of some sort speeding across the cloudless sky. There were three strange looking symbols emblazoned on the side of it so I asked Sebastian what they stood for.


THE CHESHIRE CAT BY JOHN TENNIEL – ILLUSTRATION FROM LEWIS CARROLL’S ‘ALICE IN WONDERLAND’
By John Tenniel – http://www.themorgan.org/collections/collections.asp?id=570, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34341858

“They represent harmony, stability and spirituality. That was the Mumbai / Shanghai Shuttle most likely carrying a load of Cheshirium,” said Sebastian. [Cheshirium was first synthesized in Australia in 2305 CE (-389 ET) after many unsuccessful attempts. Since it is very difficult to isolate, it was named after the Cheshire Cat from ‘Alice in Wonderland’, a work that is still highly read to this day. The discovery of Cheshirium led to the development of Glow which has made such a difference in our lives – Ed].

“Can we just get on with it please,” said Michael.

“All right. Here’s the puzzle that counts, the puzzle you must solve,” said Sebastian, and he took out a small electronic device, and read out the following to us:

YELLOW FEVER

  • Tasty orange oranges hang contentedly in the sun,
  • And the greens that people eat are green, each and every one.
  • Martian yellows are melons, they’re as yellow as the moon.
  • If you want to eat a yellow, go get yourself a spoon.
  • Yellows are full of vitamin C and they taste so very good.
  • I’m Pat, and I love yellows. I’d eat a million if I could.
  • My friends and I, the three of us, were rocketing to the east.
  • But Ken left all our food behind – hunger stalked us like a beast.
  • But I was in the rocket’s hold and came across a pile.
  • It was a bunch of yellows, so I began to smile.
  • I calmly took half of what I saw, as well as half a yellow,
  • And left the rest behind for the next poor hungry fellow.
  • My best friend Kenneth wandered in and saw the melons there.
  • He found himself so happy that he had to sit down in a chair.
  • Like me, dear Kenneth helped himself to half of what was left
  • Plus half a yellow also. They were light, not hard to heft.
  • A minute later our friend Nancy stumbled down the stairs.
  • She could not find her friends so she was searching everywhere.
  • In the quiet light of the stairwell she desperately felt the need
  • To take in something edible. She had to have a feed.
  • And then she saw the yellows, and quickly rushed ahead.
  • She felt like eating something. Starvation was her dread.
  • But also on the spacecraft was our mascot, a talking cat.
  • We’d got the cat on Venus in exchange for a bowler hat.
  • The cat had always brought us luck though he was egocentric.
  • The cat, named Matt, was very smart, and could do the Vanishing Hen Trick.
  • Just as fair Nancy settled in to eat the remaining fruit,
  • Poor starving Matt came wandering in attempting to eat a boot.
  • So Nancy felt great sorrow for this hungry, skeletal thing.
  • She managed to be unselfish despite feeling hunger’s sting.
  • She took half of the remaining yellows plus half a yellow more.
  • She put them into the corner over by an airlock door,
  • And a single yellow was all that lay in the middle of the floor.
  • She gave that final fruit to Matt, and then there were no more.
  • The cat was as grateful as cats can be and ate the yellow fast.
  • Nancy took the other yellows, and before much time had passed,
  • She ate the yellows feverishly and immediately felt much better.
  • So everyone on the spaceship now was free from hunger’s fetters.
  • If no yellow had to be cut in half then at the start of the trip
  • When they all thought there was lots of food safely on the ship,
  • How many yellows were lying around untouched down in the hold?
  • I need the answer quickly now, if I may be so bold.

Screech said, “So, time to get logical.”

“I have no idea where to start,” said Michael.

“Well, I’d start with that thing at the end about no yellows had to be cut in half. What does that tell you?” I said.

“I don’t know,” said Michael immediately.

“Yes you do. Think. Half a yellow was added each time two new half-piles were formed. So, each half-pile included half a yellow, so each pile that was divided into halves must have had an odd number of yellows.”

“OK, but how does that help us?” asked Michael, trying to follow what I was saying.

“Well, now we can work backward. At the end the cat got one yellow, so before Nancy took the extra half-yellow from one of the half-piles to add to her share there had to be one and a half yellows in each of two piles.”

“So, Nancy added half a yellow to a pile of one and a half yellows giving her two yellows, and the cat got the pile that now has only one yellow. The pile that Nancy found contained three yellows. An odd number,” finished Michael.

We kept working backward like that until we concluded that the pile Pat found must have had fifteen yellows in it.

Sebastian, smiling proudly, said, “Nice job, Michael. You too, Screech.”

I didn’t say anything but I felt chuffed.

Then Sebastian said, “For your work I will give you this,” and he took out a small gold coloured triangle, and a silver bag to put it into. “After each rhyming puzzle you solve you get another triangle. Don’t lose any because you’ll need them all for the final puzzle at the end.”

I took the triangle, put it into the bag, pulled the bag’s drawstrings tight, and place it into one of my pockets.

Then I said, “OK, we solved your puzzle. Now, some answers. What’s been happening over the last seven hundred years? Where are all the people? Have there been any world wars? You must have solved climate change but did you turn all the deserts black when you did it? Is there a cure for cancer? Have any new diseases come along?”

“Oh, you don’t know about Covid yet, do you.”

“What’s Covid?” I asked, but he didn’t tell me, and I couldn’t force him to. He was holding all the cards [This seems to be a reference to credit cards, once used for making economic transactions. Therefore this probably means that Sebastian was in control – Ed].

All Sebastian said was, “Follow me,” and he led us along one side of the nearest pyramid, then we turned at the corner and there in front of us was a grey football-shaped craft about ten metres long and four metres high hovering above the sand. It had three windows, two side doors, and a large yellow three-pointed star painted on the side. The star was the same as the star on the temp cube, and on the ring I was given later.

Without a word Sebastian walked over to the far side, the door there opened as he approached, he climbed inside, opened the door on our side, and invited us in. Sebastian was sitting at the controls, there was an empty seat behind Sebastian which Michael climbed into, and I sat down in the seat beside Sebastian. There was also a door behind Michael and Sebastian explained that this thing even had a storage unit, a small kitchen, a bathroom, escape pods, and it was capable of teleportation in an emergency. Fafnir had climbed into the back following Michael, and now he was scratching at the door behind Michael. So, after Michael had put his seat belt on, he picked Fafnir up and kept him there by gently rubbing his belly.

“I don’t know where you’re taking us, but why don’t we teleport there?” I asked, excited at the idea of teleporting. I read a lot of old science fiction. Like H.G. Wells.

“I wouldn’t want you to get sick. Some people get terribly sick the first few times they teleport even if they take the acclimatization courses, while others don’t get sick at all. Why take a chance. Don’t worry. This craft is very fast.”

The craft rose above the black sand and the red waters of The Nile, and as I looked down I said, “The highways are empty and I see no ships on the river.”

“We rarely need cars or ships, or trains or giant planes either. We either use craft like these or we teleport. There are a few ocean liners and luxury trains for the rich who enjoy the experience of travel, but that’s about it.”

So there were still rich people. Then, presumably, there were still poor people as well, after all these years. That stinks.

“Where are we going?” asked Michael nervously.

“The Taj Mahal, Tiberi Bridge, Big Ben – eventually. But first we’re heading east, to the Avenue of the Dead.”

It was then that someone tried to kill us. As we emerged from a cloud bank a large blue craft appeared in front of us with guns blazing. A stream of fire crossed above our heads as Sebastian sent our craft into a steep dive. Michael started yelling. I wondered whether we were going to be shot down. But then again, maybe we were going to be rescued.

CHAPTER 2 – DEATH SEThttps://thekiddca.wordpress.com/chapter-2/

THE FINEGAN NARRATIVE – Introduction

This is a tale about how two kids use reason, determination and doing the right thing to pull a 28th century global society out of a series of massive physical and psychological catastrophes into a Golden Age of scientific exploration and cultural diversity. I have no skills as a storyteller but had fun writing this. If you are a professional writer don’t read this. You will be disappointed. Years ago I attempted to create a page turner to help gifted students analyse math puzzles, and here it is, expanded somewhat. Every chapter includes an ongoing synopsis so if you get bored you can jump in again later to see if things have improved. There are alien diplomats, a secret society of time travellers, and a real politically radical math genius who was born in 1811. There are hints about THE CHANGE, which completely changed human society, but we aren’t told what it is until the end and then everything makes sense. I have taken out much of the math analysis and updated things, but retained the ingenious way the kids solve the difficult Final Puzzle.

When I originally compiled a future history for the story two decades ago I predicted that the lethal Shaanxi Virus would emerge from a secret Chinese laboratory in October 2020. I was only out by ten months.

HOW THE HUMAN RACE FACED EXTINCTION AND WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

by Sara Margaret ‘Screech’ Finegan

assisted and illustrated by Michael Patrick Finegan

edited by Herschel P. Yeggemann

published by The University of Mars at Hellas Planitia Press

The Lost Document Series

CHRONOLOGUE

  1. Take time to work out the details ahead of time. If you have to keep going backward in time to put things right things can get out of hand in no time.
  2. Avoid time magnets and don’t set off any time bombs.
  3. It’s usually all right if you happen to run into yourself as long as you’re careful.
  4. Time trolls may be cute but they’re deadly. Give them a wide berth.
  5. Don’t leave a time signature. It may very well come back to haunt you.
  6. Keep time changes tiny unless you mean business.
  7. People do different things for different reasons at different times – don’t get tangled up.
  8. Before you go be careful about what’s in your head – a salamander might catch you and you’ll never come back.
  9. Time is just a means to an end.

= = = = = ALL IN GOOD TIME = = = = =


By User:S Sepp – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=2949887

AUTHOR’S DEDICATION

To Michael – for your ingenious solutions, and your companionship,

and to Lazaffa and Papier – for your sacrifices. They will not be forgotten.

EDITOR’S DEDICATION

To Margaret, a determined and skillful problem solver of the highest order,

and to these problem solvers it has been my pleasure to teach – Brad H., Tom K., Elbethel M., Sarah S., Carrie P., Jeremy and Shayna L., Bill H., Karen M. and most of all, Sarah P.

Sunday March 17, 2000 CE (-694 ET), 3:38 P.M.

The first time I met Screech was a rather momentous occasion, worth recording. I had been following Screech as she hurried down street after street through the miserable rain because it was so important that I talk to her. It sounds like an exaggeration but the fate of the world really did depend on it. She sped up and followed a complicated path as she tried to shake me. I didn’t want to frighten her but she was smart and I couldn’t get to within hailing distance. She was also an energetic thirteen year old and I was 141 years old. So I paused her temporal field ever so slightly before it faded, just enough to get ahead of her. She turned a corner and there I was.

“Why are you following me, old man?” she demanded.

“I apologize, but I must talk with you. I mean no harm. Let me explain,” I said.

“Don’t come any closer or I’ll take you out,” she replied.

I took a step forward without thinking, saying “I’ve come a long way . . .”

“I don’t have time for this. I have a birthday present to buy,” she said and she was off like a shot.

She turned quickly and abruptly rushed into the street. The bus driver slammed on his brakes but the bus was going too fast in the rain. Screech was dead before she hit the roadway. I cursed in ancient Chaldean but returned again earlier and kept myself from doing what I just did. The idea that it’s dangerous or impossible to meet yourself is of course just a myth but people meeting themselves is fairly common in my profession. I made a few more attempts and was finally successful in recruiting Screech but it wasn’t the way I wanted to do it.

S.I. Niemand, Khepritor 21, 2013 CE (-681 ET)

(Sebastian may have added this and a few other notes without Screech’s knowledge when he was in possession of The Finegan Narrative in Wales back in the twenty-first century – Ed.)

LANGWAIJ NOAT

Ths mnuskrpt iz prezntd heer in its orijnl form. Th langwaj we uze eftersom hz evolvd a grait deel sins ths dokumnt wuz geschrieben and th txt may thairfor be hrd to follw and comprender fr non-historians. Vowls wer uzd mor xtensivly in thos days thn thay ar now and spllng wuz cairfulee consistnt. This wuz also geschrieben befor th tags of telportatn, th Hive and th resaltng mezclar of langwajs so gemeinsam tooday. For skolarshp perposes th txt apeerz bi dfalt in th form in whch it wuz orijnaly geschrieben aber u kan enstal th Ancjnt Langwaij (Anglsh) sftwair thn uze th TRNS kee on yor bion to menyet frm th orijnl to th contemporari form at eny time uzng thes combinatns:

  • TRNS + W – wrd chanj – – – TRNS + PG – pairgraf chanj
  • TRNS + F – fraiz chanj – – – TRNS + P – paij chanj
  • TRNS + S – sentns chanj – – – TRNS + HT – hi-lited txt chanj

This sftwair also givs daits in both CE (Krischen Era) and ET (Ekumenicl Time) form. For ths stuidyentsi of th Mthmatikl Organizatn of th Elments of th Saicrd Triangl hu belng to th Grndilokwnt Conclaiv of th Skaileen th Ancjnt Langwaij sftwair also cums in Frnch, Germn, Chieneez and Rushun as wel as Anglsh.

A CHRONICLE OF HOW SCREECH AND MICHAEL FINEGAN SAVED THE WORLD IN 2694 USING ONLY THEIR BRAINS

“Death surrounds me but I will not die. You’ll have to try and kill me.”

– Sri Maradox

THANKS BE TO SCREECH

  • Dedications
  • Langwaij Noat
  • The Telling of the Story
  1. MEETING THE MADMAN (at the Pyramids of Giza, Egypt)
  2. DEATH SET (at the Pyramid of the Sun, Teotihuacan, Mexico)
  3. DRAGON’S TEETH (at the Parthenon, Athens, Greece)
  4. GIFTS FROM THE JADE EMPEROR (at the Porcelain Pagoda, Nanking, China)
  5. SURROUNDED BY TIME (at the Taj Mahal, Agra, India)
  6. THE PALE HORSE (at Tiberi Bridge, Rome, Italy)
  7. SHATTERED GLASS (at Big Ben, London, England)
  8. DOING TIME (at the Statue of Liberty, New York, USA)
  9. THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO
  10. HANDLING THE KEY CHANGES
  11. THE FINAL PUZZLE
  12. INSANITY TERRAIN
  13. THE END OF THE END OF THE WORLD
  14. EVERYTHING’S CHANGED
  • Monstrosity
  • The Final Puzzle – Who Goes There?
  • Publishing Information
  • Editor’s Note
  • Publisher’s Note
  • The Saraf File

APPENDICES:

  1. A Timeline: 1895 to 2917
  2. Vor Chen / English Dictionary
  3. English / Vor Chen Dictionary
  4. The Martian Histories
  5. Time After Time
  6. Crim Culture
  7. References
  8. Mutant Zoology
  9. The Upper Anversils
  10. The Change
  11. Humana Cura
  12. Iconoclasts
  13. Lost Documents

THE TELLING OF THE STORY

Two hundred and twenty-nine years ago Sara (aka Screech) and Michael Finegan appeared mysteriously and saved our dying world, jumping seven hundred years forward to a time when the Nile is crimson and suicide is commonplace. Some said they were aliens, others thought they were wizards. Then in 223 ET (2917 CE) in London, Ontario, in a house being demolished, a bion cel was found containing a copy of this narrative. Analysis shows that the text was created by one person using early twenty-first century language and containing obscure twentieth-first century references. Our very existence as a civilization in the throes of progress and discovery we owe to these two previously unidentified children, Sara and Michael [see ‘The Unmasking of the Saviour’ by Susan Noomey, University of Mars Press – Ed].

I have inserted explanatory notes as needed and included English translations of Vor Chen words used. Finally, I have included appendices which provide important historical context. If a curious, confident pair of kids like Screech and Michael can accomplish what they did, think of what we are capable of doing. Thanks goes to my research assistant Jeannie McCuaig, and to my clone partner Jeffrey for his patience. Thanks be to Screech.

Professor H.P. Yeggemann, Department of Mathematical Anthropology, The University of Mars at Hellas Planitis in association with The Mathematical Organization of the Elements of the Sacred Triangle, hpy89793.umarsathp-e, Haraknor 33, 229 ET (2923 CE)

2:32 P.M., March 16, 2000 CE (-694 ET)

I expect no one to believe me, but the extraordinary events that I am about to describe happened to me, and my brother Michael, and on my finger is a very real ring displaying a three-pointed figure, a ring made from metal not found on Earth, given to me in the year 2694 CE (0 ET) by a very real person named Sebastian. This is a tale of crims and aliens, geniuses and villains, life and sacrifice. My name is Sara Margaret Finegan but Sebastian calls me Screech because, he says, I screech like a cat when cornered. I like to dance, I like to know how people think and I love puzzles. I’m thirteen years old.

My younger brother Michael Patrick Finegan is ten years old. He’s a pretty good artist but he’s shy and has no friends. He’s nervous a lot and panics easily, and has no self-confidence. He’s very musical and started picking out songs on the piano when he was only four. He also loves Mathematics. Mother is Marjorie Isabel Finegan, a schoolteacher and former officer in the Canadian armed forces. My boring older sister Rita Dawn Finegan is seventeen and never talks to me. We either fight or we ignore each other. She’s a New Ager who does dances for Universal Peace. No Thank You. She and I are both named after our grandmother Margaret Rita Finegan. Father is Donald William Kelly who had a storied career as a professional musician and composer but he abandoned our family and moved to Alice Springs, Australia when I was ten. He used to hit my mother, and worse, and he completely ignored us kids. The hell with him. So I’m the one who plays catch with Michael and keeps him in line. Father is gone now but Michael is still pretty messed up. When Michael was a little kid I used to read him a bedtime story and tuck him in at night. That’s what big sisters are supposed to do if their parents won’t. Our parents also ignored Michael because he was in and out of hospitals a lot as a kid and missed a lot of school (he basically taught himself how to read). Mother does the best she can, and Gramma lives with us now and she’s great, and Father’s gone and that’s great too, so no complaints here. My cat is named Fafnir. He’s brownish grey, formerly feral, and not afraid of anything. He keeps me company a lot.

It all started one Saturday afternoon when we were kidnapped. I was working on my desktop [An ancient form of bion used exclusively on desktops, usually controlled with a device called a mouse – Ed.] with Fafnir in my lap and my Science notebook beside me. I was going to check out some sites to help with my Science homework and went online [To connect with their version of the Hive – Ed]. Michael was on the clavinova trying with great concentration to work out the chords of an old rock and roll song called ‘Three Steps to Heaven’. Then I remembered that tomorrow was Gramma’s birthday. She started living with us a few months ago. She was born in Mullhehmore, Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day and was about to turn sixty-eight. I was angry at myself for forgetting. Gramma is very good to us, and gives us a hug when things get rough. She also tells us the most amazing stories about her life, though I think sometimes she exaggerates. She is proud of being a distant relative of Roger Casement [Roger Casement (1864 to 1916) (-1130 to -1078 ET) was an activist against human rights abuses and an Irish patriot who was executed by the British for treason – Ed.]. I got up, walked over to the window looking for birthday gift inspiration, and that’s when it happened.


ROGER CASEMENT 1864 – 1916
By Department of Posts and Telegraphs – https://www.hipstamp.com/listings/listing/details/id/25889567, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=99131319

I was watching a brown rabbit sitting motionless next to the purple petunias, eyes wide open, when the rabbit suddenly took off and a large black cube popped suddenly out of nowhere sitting there beside the garage with little wisps of smoke rising from its bottom edges. It had made it safely past the salamanders. Two squirrels who had been sitting on the fence took off at top speed like a couple of crims as soon as they noticed the cube. I told Michael to come over and see, and he was as mystified as I was but though he was more interested in his music he followed me when I headed off to take a look. I wanted to see this thing up close before adults ruined everything. I slid quietly past Mother making dinner, my Science notebook and pen still in my hand. She was boiling some poor potatoes to death and about to start burning the hamburgers. [Hamburgers were small patties of ground beef extracted from cows. Consuming animals was legal then and was actually quite common, as hard as that is to believe – Ed.]

I stood beside the cube and began writing down a detailed description – dark black, three metres tall, a three-pointed figure in white on one side of it. It was giving off some heat but it was sitting on damp grass that had just been watered so there was no fear of a fire. It looked like it was made of some kind of metal, and it smelled of mustard. Michael walked around to the back of it.

“Hey, scientist, there’s a back door!” he said.

There was, and it was open. Inside the walls were sort of a cream colour, and there were three green straight-backed chairs in a row with seat belts, and wide arms containing computer screens and keyboards. There was a dimly glowing overhead light panel, and soft oriental sounding music coming from somewhere inside. There was also a sort of window on the right but all we could see out of it was a sort of white mist. I warned Michael not to go inside but our cat Fafnir had followed us, and he went charging in and perched happily on the seat of the middle chair. I had to go in now, and when I did Michael followed, and of course that’s when the door slid quietly closed behind us.

“I didn’t think you could resist,” said a friendly voice.

“That’s how much you know,” I said angrily. I also used a pair of swear words but Mother made me take them out when she proofread this stuff.

“If I were you I’d strap myself in,” said the voice, ignoring me, probably pre-recorded. From time to time I’m going to put in conversations from memory so they are approximate at best but they reflect the actual conversations pretty accurately.

Instead of strapping myself in right away I rammed my shoulder against the door several times, but then the cube began to shake and I could hear an ominous swirling eddy of murmuring sounds and I felt a most unpleasant falling sensation, so I gave the door a final kick and strapped myself into one of the chairs, grabbing Fafnir tightly after I was done. Michael was already strapped in. Outside the window I could make out about a dozen grey shapes, like spider monkeys, leaping about, with blue lights flashing off and on along their sides [Spider monkeys, of the genus Ateles, had disproportionately long limbs and tails and were the most intelligent of the New World monkeys. They became permanently extinct with the destruction of some of the DNA stores during The Fighting – Ed.]

One of the creatures came over to the window and looked in at me with calculated interest. It had long flowing hair that looked like it was on fire. It had a very sad face, with pinhole eyes and bushy eyebrows. I found out later that they were called salamanders, and they were very dangerous. As I got up and headed over to the window I suddenly had a blinding headache so I headed back towards my chair and the creature glided slowly off. The headache subsided but it didn’t disappear until we got to Mexico. I got back to my chair and tried to use the keyboard but nothing happened. After about five minutes the cube went still and the noise faded away, then the back door slid open. There’s a feeling people must get when they come face to face with a dangerous animal in the wild, or they’re in the back seat of a car in which the driver has lost control. One desperately wonders what’s going to happen next. I went toward the door carefully, trying see what was outside before going out, but then the cube suddenly shook wildly and spit us out onto an expanse of hot, black sand under a very hot sun.

CHAPTER 1 – MEETING THE MADMAN https://thekiddca.wordpress.com/2023/09/08/chapter-1/